About Us
Paperboys standing in front of the Parthenon in Athens preparing to deliver the first Greek edition of The Feral Pigeon on September 30, 345 BCE. Before becoming the world's greatest conqueror, Alexander the Great was a paperboy for The Feral Pigeon. He can be seen in the first row at the far right.
The award winning The Feral Pigeon is the most balanced and fair newspaper in the Universe. Founded in Boston, Massachusetts in 1756 BCE, The Feral Pigeon has maintained its balanced, neutral approach to journalism, even after the majority of our staff was burned at the stake for its unbiased reporting of the Salem Witch Trials.
The Feral Pigeon reports legal and political news from around the world in a balanced and fair way. Poor Richard's Almanac has selected The Feral Pigeon for the Most Fair Newspaper Award for 4,325 years straight and counting. We balance our reporting with an opposing perspective no matter how factually inaccurate or absurd. Our journalists have covered everything from the Nuremberg Trials to the infamous Dulygalinskaya Mechet bingo cheating scandal.
DISCLAIMER!
The Feral Pigeon is a parody/satire newspaper. All news articles, content, and commentary — even those using real names or entities — are completely fictionalized and meant for entertainment purposes only. All names used by The Feral Pigeon are fictional, except when public figures are being satirized, and any use of real names is completely coincidental and accidental.